I apologise for my prolonged absence. What with that written assignment lark, college, starting school again and a nice bank holiday to take advantage of by doing sod all, I have not had time to write. Well, I could have made time, if I am honest. The inclination was, alas, wanting.

Interesting things that have happened since last I wrote include: a lovely college session involving improvised role play (my very favourite thing); the creation of the finest Carbonara and White Chocolate Cheesecake ever to have graced Canterbury, and indeed the world, with their rich and flavoursome existence (anyone who says otherwise is lying to conceal their own lack of culinary proficiency, I tell you!); I watched The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind (very good it was too, despite having two actors who are amongst the most likely to piss me off if they are not careful) and I have a job interview! (Yay me.)

I shall expand on the last of the touched upon happenings forthwith. I have a job interview! On Friday! It is at a boys’ grammar school in Buckinghamshire but is very close to London and Oxford. Since there are persons counted amid those nearest and dearest to me who will be living in both these places, I am quite keen to obtain the position. They provide accommodation and seemed very enthusiastic on the phone. I am faced with the prospect of two days off school and the justification to buy new clothing. Couldn’t be better. Unfortunately, this, and the fact that more interviews are likely to follow, means that the interlude between this entry and the next is likely to be as long as the last. I can hear your hearts breaking. In fact, since it is quite late and I have much to remain bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for tomorrow, I must toddle off to bed.

I’d love to stay and chat …but you’re a total bitch.