Children who reach the age of fourteen should be sent away and thrashed until they learn to speak two words of sense together, or they shut up. Whichever happens first.
"Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over."
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