Ha! Mr Flossie has just paid me a visit. I take this to be verification of his support and confirmation of his patronage. Well, either that or a plea for more milk. (Prawns in a milky basket?)

Every scrap of the paper supply for the next month has been stolen from the cupboards opposite the photocopiers. Needless to say, this is a tad inconvenient, bearing in mind that no one in the whole school has been able to print or photocopy anything for two days.